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ENGLAND'S
NEWEST HITMAKERS (1964)
RATING: 8
PLAY THESE: NOT FADE AWAY, I'M A KING BEE,
ROUTE 66
SKIP THESE: NONE
Wow! This is one fantastic debut. Of
course, the electric blues is by now a trifle cliché, but back in 1964 it was downright
subversive - especially when performed by a group of dirty, scruffy Englishmen
with a confrontationally effete lead singer. And the Rolling Stones pull
it off, sounding for the world like an authentic group of black Mississippi
bluesman in the tradition of Robert Johnson and Muddy Waters. The most
striking thing about this album is its youthful energy. In
contrast with the band's later albums, England's Newest Hitmakers exudes
a sort of wide-eyed excitement that is so lacking in some of the Stone's more
contemporary output (Mick Jagger in particular sounds very young).
However, all of the foundations of the Stones trademark sound are already in
place: the lumbering rhythm section of drummer Charlie Watts and bassist Bill
Wyman, the authentic blues slide work of guitarist Brian Jones, the aggressive
Chuck Berry-riffing of Keith Richards, and the Deep South vocal intonations of
Sir Mick Jagger.
In terms of songs, all but one (the awkward early
Jagger/Richards ballad 'Tell Me') are covers, ranging from the sunny pop of
Buddy Holly's 'Not Fade Away' to Willie Dixon's rollicking 'I Just Want to Make
Love to You' to Chuck Berry's catchy rocker 'Carol.' However, the best moment is
the band's cover of Slim Harpo's risqué blues classic 'I'm a King Bee,' which
features a great bass line, some great Jagger vocals, and a literally stinging
slide guitar solo from Brian Jones. This track is a forgotten gem in the
Stones catalogue, and is well worth seeking out if you're tired of hearing the
same old Stones songs on the radio. There are other great moments too, so
if you want to check out an early Stones album with little or no filler than
this is where you should begin.
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12x5 (1964)
RATING: 6
PLAY THESE: AROUND AND AROUND, TIME IS ON MY
SIDE, IT'S ALL OVER NOW
SKIP THESE: EMPTY HEART, GROWN UP WRONG,
CONGRATULATIONS
Hmm...pretty good, but not quite as
gripping as the first one. It seems as though the record company asked the
Rolling Stones to turn down the notch just a little bit, as the band substituted aggression
for a slightly "softer" touch here. And while the teenage girls may have
enjoyed this "kinder, gentler" version of the Stones, England's Newest
Hitmakers lacks the rebellious, in-your-face noise that so characterized
their debut. I mean, if you're a rock band and you decide to cover 'Down
By The Boardwalk,' then you have some serious explaining to do - especially if you're
the Rolling Stones. The other problem that surfaces on this album is the group's
desperate dependency on outside material. Like the debut album, most of
these tracks are covers, which leads the question: how much longer can the group
dig up obscure blues songs and keep things interesting? The obvious
solution was for Jagger and Richards to start writing some songs, which is
exactly what they did on this album (four tracks in all), but the original
material just ain't up to snuff quite yet. Most of the new songs are
ballads - and poorly arranged, amateur sounding ballads at that. I suppose
'Good Times Bad Times' is a half-decent stab at the blues, but when one listens
to it there is little doubt this is a band of white boys,
if you catch my drift. However, the songwriting would eventually get much
better, and, as the saying goes, practice makes perfect, right?
Nevertheless, many of the covers on this album are great. Chuck Berry's
energetic 'Around and Around' is an underappreciated classic that sums up the
excitement of the times, while Bobby Womack's sarcastic 'It's All Over Now' is
the group's first successful stab at country music. The other big moment
is the band's great version of soul singer Irma Thomas' obscure B-side 'Time Is
On My Side,' which is the only song on this album the band still thinks highly
enough of to include in its live act. As per usual, there are also a few
great blues tracks on the album, the best of which is 'Confessin' the Blues,' a
slow burning blues classic that demonstrates just how well the Stones could lay
down a groove. Overall, great moments like these more than make up for the
shortcomings, but it doesn't take a genius to discern potential problems in the
future if the Rolling Stones continued to take this kind of approach.
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THE
ROLLING STONES, NOW! (1965)
RATING: 8
PLAY THESE: HEART OF STONE, LITTLE RED
ROOSTER, SURPRISE SURPRISE
SKIP THESE: NONE
Whoa, this is a really solid album - the best one
yet. While the stellar debut record oozed with wide-eyed excitement, and
the wimpy second one was really just for the girls, this one gets down and dirty, delving
into the kind of raw, raunchy black music that the Stones really excelled
at. It's really refreshing to hear the Stones sink their teeth into ballsy
R&B material like Otis Redding's 'Pain In My Heart,' and Bo Diddley's 'Mona' for
a change, as opposed to the bland balladry that so dominated the last
wishy-washy album. The best cover, however, is the group's take on Willie
Dixon's blues classic 'Little Red Rooster,' which demonstrates just what a
talent Brian Jones really was. Just listen to his slide guitar, and
prepare to be absolutely blown away - it's THAT good. On a lighter
note, the country-flavored misogynist cover 'Down Home Girl' is a comical ode to the
Southern inbred, with hilarious lyrics that conjure up images of trailer parks
and kissin' cousins (e.g. "everytime I kiss you girl/ it tastes like pork and
beans"). Great stuff! And funny too!
But perhaps the best
thing about this album is the emergence of Jagger and Richards as a songwriting
duo of some merit. Sure, they haven't produced any all-time classics just yet, but all
four original songs strongly hint at future greatness. The moody, spiteful
'Heart of Stone' (a Top 20 hit in America) is the partnership's first successful
stab at the power ballad genre, and the catchy 'Surprise Surprise' is such a
great R&B tune that I had to look at the liner notes a few times to verify it
was a Jagger/Richards creation. Overall, this album is the best of
the "early" R&B-oriented Stones albums, and probably stands up to most of their
classic period (1968-72) material as well. There's no filler, and the band
is getting better (and sounding more dangerous to boot).
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OUT
OF OUR HEADS (1965)
RATING: 7
PLAY THESE: THAT'S HOW STRONG MY LOVE IS,
SATISFACTION, THE LAST TIME
SKIP THESE: THE UNDER ASSISTANT WEST COAST
PROMOTIONAL MAN, ONE MORE TRY, GOOD TIMES
Out Of Our Heads is an awkward transitional
album for the Stones, a collection of tracks that finds the group only partially
making the switch from an R&B covers band to an "R&B influenced" pop
group. As such, it sounds very
disjointed, as the Stones' original material doesn't mesh particularly well with
the soul covers (there are only five of them this time around). In fact, the
covers - however great they are as individual songs - come across as pure,
unadulterated filler, leaving the impression that they exist only because Jagger
and Richards aren't quite good enough yet to come up with enough material to
fill up two sides of vinyl. The only cover that truly impresses is 'That's
How Strong My Love Is,' another great Otis Redding song. It's a great
track, with an unusually soulful Jagger vocal - the band's last great cover. But as good as the track is, it doesn't even come close to matching the grandeur
of 'Satisfaction,' the first true Jagger/Richards classic, and the band's
signature tune from its "pop" period. The distinctive fuzz-tone riff is proabbly the most famous in rock history, but what really makes this song great
are the lyrics, which aptly the describe the frustration of being a teenage boy
("I can't get no/ Satisfaction/ I can't get no/ Girl reaction"). I realize
that many people hate Jagger's lyrics, but I think they are among the best in
rock music; his lines are descriptive, witty, and downright hilarious at times.
Borderline genius. Almost as memorable is 'The Last Time,' another
Jagger/Richards original with yet another distinctive guitar riff and catchy
chorus. The last of the "Big 3" originals is 'Play With Fire,' a
depressing ballad with some more great lyrics about yet another stupid chick.
The harpsichord is a nice touch too. The other originals are pretty solid,
although the bluesy 'The Spider and the Fly' is compromised by the too-fast
tempo, while 'The Under Assistant West Coast Promotional Man' isn't really
particularly interesting for those of us who aren't in on the joke. So to
sum things up, this is a patchy record, but a patchy record with the first great
Jagger/Richards original material on it.
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DECEMBER'S
CHILDREN (AND EVERYBODY'S) (1965)
RATING: 6
PLAY THESE: GET OFF MY CLOUD
SKIP THESE: THE SINGER NOT THE SONG, YOU BETTER MOVE ON,
WHEN BLUE TURNS TO GREY
A cynical record company cash-in and the
Stones' third full-length American LP released in 1965, December's
Children consists of rare EP cuts, covers, British LP selections, singles,
live performances, and previously unreleased outtakes. In truth, the only
essential song is the fantastic pop-art single, 'Get Off My Cloud,' but there
are some other enjoyable tracks included as well. The charming-yet-awkward
'I'm Free' is one of Jagger and Richards better early compositions, while the
group's cover of the blues standard 'Look What You've Done' features some great
harp playing from Brian Jones. Also included is the 'Yesterday' pastiche
'As Tears Go By,' which despite its bad press is actually a well-crafted
acoustic pop ballad (albeit one with ridiculously cheesy lyrics about "watching
children play," etc.). However, the band's enduring Beatles
fascination fails them on the insipid 'The Singer Not The Song,' as well as the
dreary ballad 'When Blue Turns to Grey,' which sounds just as dull as the title
suggests (a peppier and far superior version of this song can be found on
Metamorphosis). All in all, there are some good tracks, but this one
is for Stones completists only.
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AFTERMATH (1966)
RATING: 7
PLAY THESE: PAINT IT BLACK, LADY JANE, UNDER
MY THUMB
SKIP THESE: I AM WAITING, GOING
HOME
Ah, the controversial Aftermath.
While some some Stones fans regard it as the first classic Stones album, others
view it is an uneven early-period record that fails to
stand up to later greats like Let It Bleed and Sticky Fingers.
And although I must admit that I subscribe to the latter opinion, I must
also point out that there are certain merits in the former, more positive
assessment. After all, one must at the very least acknowledge that
Aftermath is the first Stones album to contain all original material - a
bold step which would pay dividends for the world's greatest rock 'n roll band
in the not-too-distant future. However, the album really loses steam in
the second half, making it evident that for all of their potential, Jagger and
Richards still had a long way to go before one could plausibly utter
"The Stones" and "The Beatles" in the same breath. For
even as late as 1966, The Stones were still essentially a great singles band - capable of coming up with
several monster hits each year, but incapable of creating an entire album's worth of
consistently good material a la The Beatles' Revolver.
The album opens with the
number one hit 'Paint It Black,' a bleak, evil-sounding song that features Brian
Jones on sitar and some really cool lyrics celebrating the darker side of
life, all which only added to the band's already sinister reputation ("I want to
paint it, paint it, paint it/ Paint it black/ I wanna see the sun blotted out
from the sky." Spooky.) The other classic here is 'Under My
Thumb,' a catchy, marimba-infused pop song with lyrics so sexist that it
probably wouldn't even be played on the radio if it were released today -
that is, unless some rap dude like Shaggy or P. Diddy decided to cover it (why
is it that rappers are the only musicians allowed to be politically incorrect
misogynists nowadays?). 'Under My Thumb' is
probably Mick Jagger's best vocal performance on the album: one can almost
picture him prancing lustily in front of the microphone while a drugged-out, incoherent Brian Jones nods off in the corner
with a burnt-out cigarette butt hanging out of his half-open mouth.
Other good songs on the album include 'Lady Jane,' a Victorian ballad with producer Jack Nitzche on harpsichord, and the mean-spirited 'Stupid Girl,' yet another
misogynist ditty that suggests Mick Jagger had a few unresolved issues with
the fairer sex.
The rest of the songs, however, are for the most part
unremarkable generic blues-rock numbers with a bit of country thrown in for good
measure - listenable, yes, but then again most music is. The raw-sounding
'Flight 505' is notable only for its hilarious lyrics about a plane crash (a
taboo subject since 9/11), while hillbilly number 'High and Dry' sags until Mick
comes in with a fantastic
harp solo, demonstrating that the young singer was good at using his
gigantic lips for more than just...well, you know. On the down side, the
album contains the mind-numbingly boring 'Going Home,' an eleven minute
can't-get-out-of-it jam that goes absolutely nowhere fast, and the
insipid 'I Am Waiting,' which is weighed down by unimaginative production and an incredibly stupid chorus
("I'm waiting for someone to come out of somewhere."). Nevertheless, this
album is undoubtedly the group's best up to this point, and it would only be a
few short months until the band started creating the kind of music that defines rock 'n roll as a genre. A pretty decent CD, but by no means an
essential purchase.
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GOT
LIVE IF YOU WANT IT (1965)
RATING: 2
PLAY THESE: NONE
SKIP THESE: ?
Thanks for the offer, boys, but I think
I'll pass on this embarrassing "live" collection of studio tracks overdubbed
with screaming fans, and lousy, out-of-tune performances.
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BETWEEN THE BUTTONS (1967)
RATING: 9
PLAY THESE: LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER,
RUBY TUESDAY, WHO'S BEEN SLEEPING HERE?
SKIP THESE: COOL, CALM, COLLECTED
Better. Much better. A marked
improvement over the previous album, Between The Buttons is the band's
first certified classic - even if it has been largely forgotten by even the most
dedicated Rolling Stone fanatics. I would contend that Between
The Buttons' obscurity is probably due to the widespread tendency of Stones
fans to completely disregard every album
the group recorded before Beggars Banquet and, more importantly, because
the album is - horror of horrors! - the poppiest record in the entire Stones
catalogue. However, this is no wussy Herman And The Hermits
fluff - this is intelligent, hard-edged pop that only a hard-core blues band
like the Stones could conceive of.
If proof is required, check out the hit single 'Let's Spent The
Night Together,' a sexed-up, hard-hitting number with unabashedly naughty lyrics
about "tongues getting tied" and "satisfying your every need" that must have
must have provided many concerned parents with the definitive answer to that
famous question: would you let your daughter date a Rolling Stone? Well,
would you? Also be sure to check out the beautiful
'Ruby Tuesday,' with its soaring chorus and magnificent woodwind section, which
is quite possibly the best ballad that Jagger and Richards ever wrote (although
rumor has it that Brian Jones also had a hand in creating it). 'She Smiled
Sweetly,' an undiscovered gem, is a slinky mid-tempo ballad that starts off with
an eerie-yet-subtle organ line, and builds up to a wonderful crescendo in the
chorus.
Another standout track is the folksy 'Who's Been Sleeping Here,' a
humorous-yet-catchy song in which poor old Mick unsuccessfully attempts to
discern the identity of his unfaithful girlfriend's
secret lover ("Is it the butler, the baker, the laughing cavalier?"). 'My Obsession' is a good, hard-rocking song with a distinctive beat supplied by
Charlie Watts, while the Beatlesque 'Yesterday's Papers' is yet another
installment in the Jagger canon of woman-hating songs, complete with swirling
marimbas and some really nasty lyrics undoubtedly directed at one of the
singer's many ex-girlfriends ("Who wants yesterday's papers/ Who wants
yesterday's girl...It's so very hard to have just one girl/ When there's so many in
the world.").
Meanwhile, 'Something Happened To Me Yesterday' is a
carnival-like, tuba-infused track, notable in that it features Keith Richard's
first-ever lead vocal on a Stones recording. The song, of course, is a
not-so-veiled reference to drugs, with the "something" in the title
referring to
Keith's first acid trip - a burgeoning habit that would land both Jagger and Richards in
prison in the not too distant future. 'Connection' and 'All Sold Out' are decent if unremarkable rockers, while 'Miss
Amanda Jones' is a scathing social commentary that lambastes the stupidity of a wealthy
heiress and, by extension, the entire English class system. The only low
point on this album is the circus-like 'Cool, Calm, Collected,' an unbearable
dirge made even worse when it speeds up to an absurdly fast tempo at
the end. Rubbish! Thankfully such moments are rare on
this album, which is undoubtedly one of the best of the impressive class of
1967.
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FLOWERS (1967)
RATING: 9
PLAY THESE: OUT OF TIME, MOTHER'S LITTLE
HELPER, RIDE ON BABY
SKIP THESE: MY GIRL
Often dismissed as a useless record
company rip-off, Flowers is in fact an infectious concoction of British
LP cuts, singles, and unreleased tracks that as been unfairly relegated to the
trash bin of rock history. Like its predecessor, Between the Buttons,
this album finds the Stones in the middle of their "pop" period, and once again,
the band really delivers the goods. Sure, the inclusion of 'Ruby Tuesday'
and 'Let's Spend the Night Together' are unnecessary record company padding
(both of these otherwise great songs can be found on Between the Buttons),
but where else can one hear great tunes like the 'Backstreet Girl,' a subversive
waltz that serves as a stinging criticism of the British class system, or 'Sittin'
On The Fence,' a derogatory-but-catchy ditty about the institution of marriage?
The answer, alas, is nowhere.
Flowers also boasts one of the
greatest Stones songs you've probably never heard before, the glorious 'Ride On
Baby,' a misogynist anthem with a huge chorus and touches of harpsichord that
also has some of Jagger's cruelest lyrics ("By the time you're thirty you'll
look fifty-five/ You won't look pretty and your friends will have kissed you
goodbye."). Equally great is a stringless, stripped-down version of 'Out
Of Time' with marimbas (!!), which easily could have been an A-side. The
druggy hit single 'Mother's Little Helper, which features some great Brian Jones
sitar lines, is also a standout track, as is the rather strange social
commentary piece 'Have You Seen Your Mother Baby.' Apart from the
ill-advised cover of the Miracles' 'My Girl,' everything else on this record is
uniformly excellent, making it an essential purchase for fans of pop-rock.
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THEIR SATANIC MAJESTIES REQUEST (1967)
RATING: 5
PLAY THESE: SHE'S A RAINBOW, THE LANTERN,
CITADEL
SKIP THESE: SING THIS ALL TOGETHER, IN ANOTHER
LAND, ETC....
I'm going to be up front with you from the start
and tell you that I'm not one of those modern-day revisionists who is going to
whine about
how unfairly this album has been treated by the critics.
This is no "lost masterpiece," as it has sometimes been referred to. This, my friends is a shitty album, and
there is no denying this essential fact. Yes, it has its moments of
greatness, but like the Beach Boys' psychedelic snooze fest Smiley Smile
that preceded it, this album is nothing but a half-baked (no pun intended)
Sgt. Pepper clone that contains only a few real songs - and a
lot of nonsensical jams that any industrious five year old toddler
could equal if left alone in a studio for a few hours.
The worst offender
here, the seven minute 'Sing This All Together (See What Happens),' is much like
the title indicates - except that nothing worthwhile "happens" at all.
Nothing! I don't understand why the band would even record this sonic
nightmare, let alone release it to the general public. Also horrendous is
dirty-old-man Bill Wyman's first (and last) composition on a Stones album, 'In Another Land,'
which proves once and for all that democracy is not always a good thing when it
comes to creating music. In addition, the five-minute '2000 Light Years
From Home' is an uninteresting sci-fi track that goes on about two minutes too
long; its apparent raison d'etre is to grant Wyman an opportunity to
over-analyze the merits of the song's bass line on Rolling Stone documentaries.
The bizarre 'Gomper' is yet another directionless jam, but at least it has the
decency to contain a few interesting sounds: I kind of like the tabla, which
adds an exotic element that sometimes - but not always - stops me from hitting
the fast-forward button.
Nevertheless, Their Satanic Majesties Request
has a few stellar moments. In particular, the psychedelic anthem 'She's A
Rainbow' rates highly on the Stone's all-time greatest list, featuring a
soaring, raunchy chorus, a string arrangement courtesy of John Paul Jones, and
some interesting music box effects that truly make it stand out in a sea of
otherwise uninteresting garbage. 'The Lantern' is also quite good, and with
its cool guitar tones and avant-garde strings making it sound like a distant,
older relative to Radiohead's 2001 album, Amnesiac. Ditto for the
Eastern flavored 'The
Lantern,' a trippy, laid-back tune with great piano playing from Nicky Hopkins
that foreshadows the prog rock movement. The only other half-decent song
on the album is the futuristic '2000 Man,' which for some reason I can't account
for - maybe its the goofy makeup and platform boots - sounds better when KISS
cover it on their 1979 album, Dynasty. Now that's really weird....
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BEGGARS BANQUET (1968)
RATING: 10
PLAY THESE: SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL, STREET
FIGHTING MAN, SALT OF THE EARTH
SKIP THESE: NONE
A triumphant return to the group's Delta blues
roots, Beggars Banquet offers an exquisite menu of raw, unfettered
raunchiness that would serve as a template for the band's resurrection in the
late '60's/ early 70's. This, my friends, is where the band perfected
their trademark blues/ hard rock cocktail - with a little bit of redneck country
thrown in for good measure. And although this is not the first classic Stones
album (that honor belongs to Between The Buttons), it does mark the beginning of the band's most illustrious,
most artistically satisfying period. It
would not be until the early 1980's that the band would release another stinker
like Their Satanic Majesties Request, and although the quality of the
material did drop off a just smidgen in the mid-1970's, the Stones would reign
as the kings of rock 'n roll until the early 1980's.
Beggars Banquet's centerpiece is the preacher-baiting 'Sympathy For the Devil,' a
confrontational track
featuring an hypnotic, Latin-flavored conga backing, a blistering guitar solo,
and a stunning Jagger vocal delivery in which the singer slowly increases the
intensity of his performance, grunting and wailing as he leads the band to an
unrestrained climax of pagan sound. The lyrics, too, are among Jagger's
best: introducing himself as a "man of wealth and taste,' the protagonist takes credit for some of the more sordid chapters in human history -
the Crucifix, Blitzkrieg, the Russian Revolution, and the Kennedy assassinations
- without revealing his true identity until the very last verse.
Absolutely riveting....Slowing down the pace somewhat is 'No Expectations,' a
slow blues number with a fantastic slide guitar part; its follow-up, 'Dear
Doctor,' is a corny country-blues ditty that contains some of the most hilarious
lyrics to be found on a Stones record ("For the girl I'm to marry is a
four-legged sow/ I'm soaking up drink like a sponge"). Equally amusing is
the raunchy twelve bar blues number, 'Parachute Woman,' which - in a blatantly
crude manner that only Mick could pull off - informs us that his "heavy throbber's ready to lay a solid rhythm down."
Yuck. The first half
closes with 'Jigsaw Puzzle,' a Dylan-influenced rocker that is undoubtedly - and
unjustly - one
of the Stone's most underrated songs.
The second side begins with the hit single
'Street Fighting Man,' a hard rock tune that finds Mick at the barricades
attempting to stir up agitation against the Establishment - only to admit that
there's really nothing for him to do but "sing for a rock 'n roll band."
As a history buff, I've always liked the song for its violent French
Revolutionary imagery, which I would imagine didn't go over too well in the
stuffy House of Windsor at the time ("Said my name is called disturbance/ I'll
shout and scream, I'll kill the king, I'll rail at all his servants").
Next is the obligatory blues cover, 'Prodigal Son,' in which Mick approximates
the sound of an old black man's voice so closely that its almost scary, which is
in turn followed by the sleazy 'Stray Cat Blues.' It's a pretty catchy song, though.
'Factory Girl' is an appealing country/Celtic love song that features some
out-of-tune drunken warbling from Mick, as well as a really cool rednecky fiddle
part played by some famous session guy whose name escapes me. Last, but
certainly not least, is the Stones' tribute to the proletariat, 'Salt Of The
Earth,' an outstanding gospel-blues number that features some of Keith Richards'
best-ever rhythm guitar playing. The song starts quietly with a plaintiff
Keith vocal, building ever-so slightly as Mick takes over, who then leads the
band through the rousing chorus. And just when you think the song is over,
Keith's acoustic guitar comes crashing in, and the band then builds up to a
frenetic double-time climax complete with background female gospel singers,
handclaps, and the like. A really cool ending to a great album.
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LET IT BLEED (1969)
RATING: 10+
PLAY THESE: GIMME SHELTER, LOVE IN VAIN, LET
IT BLEED, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT
SKIP THESE: NONE
This, hands down, is the best Rolling Stones
album. Recorded between the departure of
talented-but-soon-to-be-deceased-in-a-swimming-pool guitarist Brian Jones
and the arrival of axe-wielding-whiz-kid Mick Taylor, this
album is essentially a joint Mick/Keith creation that somehow succeeds despite
the fact the band was without a lead guitarist. But as we all know, our
hero Keith Richards bravely stepped up to the plate and delivered an absolutely
stunning performance unequalled in Stones history, in effect creating the band's
trademark late 1960's sound - dark, brooding, and uneasy, yet also beautiful and
transcendent. The lyrics, too, live up to the Stones' raunchy, hedonistic image,
but raise the stakes by adding a disconcerting element of violence to the already-volatile mix. When
combined, each of
these divergent elements come together to create an unforgettable album that can be
described as inherently disturbing, yet compulsively listenable. And
although many other bands - such as the overtly satanic Black Sabbath - would later explore
similarly dark themes in their music, none would succeed like the Stones did
here. This music really is scary at times.
The album opens with the apocalyptic 'Gimme
Shelter,' a sinister-sounding hard rock number with lyrics violent enough to make
a even the most battle-hardened gangsta rapper shake with fear ("Rape,
murder/ It's just a shot away"). The most gripping part of the track
is the middle-eight, which features some amazing singing from guest vocalist
Mary Clayton - I absolutely love it when her powerful voice cracks under the strain
the song demands of her.
Mick's harp playing is also in fine form, sounding almost like a distorted
guitar at times, while Keith plays a creepy electric guitar on the
opening riff that sets the song's deeply ominous tone in an extremely effective
manner. Next is 'Love In
Vain,' a beautiful Robert Johnson cover that might be the best blues track the Stones ever
recorded, which features more of Mick's excellent harp playing and cool mandolin part supplied by
the famous
session musician, Rye Cooder. Moving on, the delightful 'Country Honk' is a
countrified version of the hit single 'Honky Tonk Woman,' while 'Live With Me'
is a funked-up, saxophone-infused hard rocker that contains some vivid lyrics
courtesy of Mr. Philip Michael Jagger. This is followed by the album's title track, 'Let It Bleed,' a
slowed-down, druggy tune with a party-like atmosphere that features an excellent
rhythm guitar from Keith and some of Charlie Watts' most powerful drumming on
record. The song's hilariously ribald lyrics are a definite highlight - be sure and
check out some of the lines in the song's middle eight section.
The second half of the album starts off with the
bluesy 'Midnight Rambler,' a hard-driving song based upon the murderous exploits
of the Boston Strangler: the faint of heart should probably avoid listening to
this one in the wee hours of the morning ("I'll stick my knife right down your
throat/ And it hurts!" Sheesh, that's not nice). This song also contains
what is probably Mick's finest harp performance on a Stones studio album
(although I think he plays even better on the live version of the song, which is
included on 1970's Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out). Next on the list is the
excellent 'You Got Silver,' a plaintive blues ballad with Keith on lead vocals, which
glides by only to be proceeded by the groovy 'Monkey Man,' a sarcastic swipe conservative critics who
branded the group's sound as noisy "jungle music." The song is
also notable for
containing one of Keith's all-tine finest licks, a tasty morsel of
guitar playing which none other than Richards' best buddy Ronnie Wood once
designated as his favorite Keith riff. Ending the album on a high note is
the gospel epic 'You Can't Always Get What You Want,' a song featuring a boy's
choir, a french horn, congas, wild piano playing, and some truly profound lyrics
that seem to contradict the basic philosophical tenants
of the otherwise hedonistic Rolling Stones (i.e. "You Can't Always Get What You Want/ But
if you try sometimes/ You just might find you get what you need"). Rock music just doesn't get any better than this. Really.
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GET YER YA-YA'S OUT
(1970)
RATING: 8
PLAY THESE: CAROL, STRAY CAT BLUES,
MIDNIGHT RAMBLER
SKIP THESE: NONE
The ultimate Stones live album, Get Yer
Ya's Out is a collection of recordings from the band's stories 1969 American
tour, although for some reason none of the Altamont recordings make the cut (har
har!). Even though many of the tracks are slightly inferior to their
studio-recorded counterparts, all of the tracks possess a hypnotic quality that
truly grips the listener. Pared down to essentials, this is an album of
slow, druggy blues rock - nothing more, nothing less. But it really works.
The highlights include a stellar cover of Chuck Berry's 'Carol,' and a cooking
version of 'Midnight Rambler' that surpasses the studio version by a fair
margin. 'Stray Cat Blues' is also an improvement over the original, its
sludgy guitars serving as a perfect counterpoint to Jagger's raunchy lyrics.
Never again would the Stones release such a compelling live album.
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STICKY FINGERS (1971)
RATING: 10
PLAY THESE: BROWN SUGAR, BITCH, WILD HORSES
SKIP THESE: NONE
Yet another installment in a long line of Rolling
Stone classics, Sticky Fingers is the band's most sexually explicit,
drug-friendly album to date. (I mean, just look at the album cover -
something tells me that their old record label, Decca Records, wouldn't have let
the boys get away with that crotch shot). This is the
first album released on the band's new record company, Rolling Stone Records, so
it's a safe bet that the boys wanted to celebrate their newfound freedom by
testing the limits of American obscenity laws.
Sticky Fingers is also notable for being the first Mick Taylor-era studio
album, and the addition of the talented young guitarist undoubtedly increased the quality of the
band's ensemble playing - often with breathtaking results.
The best song on the album is the
ubiquitous 'Brown Sugar,' a FM radio staple that somehow manages break all the
taboos, as the title refers to not one but TWO moral no-no's: heroin
and inter-racial sex. The song, of course, also features the
quintessential Rolling Stones riff which, contrary to popular belief, was not
written by Keith Richards - this, believe it or not, is a Mick Jagger
creation. Also stellar is the raucous
'Bitch,' another explicit track with a great riff, a swinging brass
section, and some lyrics that suggest that Mick had recently re-read his old
psychology textbook, with special attention paid to the chapter on operant conditioning ("When
you call my name I salivate like Pavlov's dog"). In addition, 'Can't You
Here Me Knocking' is an aggressive rocker with proto-punk riffage that somehow
breaks the laws of science by featuring a long, drawn-out closing jam that -
surprise, surprise - is actually quite interesting to listen to. I mean,
it even has a groovy Latino rhythm track, and some jazzy saxophone thrown in for good
measure. Now that's a jam worth listening to! The other well-known song on the album
is 'Wild Horses,' a tear-jerking ballad that manages to draw the listener's
attention away from the clichéd title toward the band's unbelievably passionate
performance: maybe its Mick's emotionally-stirring vocal delivery,
maybe its the out-of-tune guitars, but something really works here. A
worthy classic.
As far as the less-known songs go, I would be
amiss if I failed to mention the excellent 'Dead Flowers,' a light-hearted
druggie ditty
that represents the band's first serious attempt at writing a country and
western song - just listen to Keith's awesomely strained harmony vocals, and
Mick's "I-can't-take-this-too-seriously" tone. Also good is the melancholy
'Moonlight Mile,' an understated ballad with a not-so-subtle references to
cocaine use ("head full of snow") that transports the band to previously unexplored
sonic territory - 70's progressive rock. Meanwhile, 'Sister Morphine' is a
terrifyingly morbid song co-written with Mick's erstwhile girlfriend Marianne
Faithful that tells a morbid tale of an overdose victim's last, desperate
moments on this planet. What really makes the song
spooky is Rye Cooder's slide guitar, which possesses some sort of eerie ambience
I just can't describe in words - you just gotta hear it. On a
lighter note, 'You Got To Move' is an authentic Delta blues cover that kicks
some serious ass, while 'Sway' is a run-of-the-mill Stones rocker redeemed by its cool
groove and witty lyrics (i.e. "destroyin' your notion of circular time"). The only less-than-exalted moment is the bluesy ballad 'I
Got The Blues,' an otherwise catchy song absolutely ruined by Jagger's
over-the-top vocal exhortations and some very poorly-arranged horns. By no
means horrendous or even bad, the song stands out for the simple reason that the rest of the
album is so darn good. Excellent, in fact.
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EXILE ON MAIN STREET (1972)
RATING: 10
PLAY THESE: TUMBLING DICE, SWEET VIRGINIA,
HAPPY, STOP BREAKING DOWN, ALL DOWN THE LINE, SHINE A LIGHT
SKIP THESE: VENTILATOR BLUES, I
JUST WANT TO SEE HIS FACE, TURD ON THE RUN
So here's the deal: the critics were wrong about
this album. And I mean dead wrong. Lambasted by the music
press when it was first released in 1972, Exile On Main Street is the
quintessential Stones album, a musical manifesto that boldly proclaims
everything that the band was about: sex, drugs, country music, showmanship,
political agitation, the blues, and rock and roll. The critics claimed
that the album contains too much filler; I say that there is far too much good
material here to fit on a single album. The critics said that the album
lacked any clear direction; I reply that the group's willingness to
experiment with a plethora of different musical genres makes the record
interesting to listen to.
The critics criticized the album's production, claiming that Jagger's vocals
were so low in the mix that his words were barely intelligible; I say that
Exile is the group's best-sounding recording, and that I don't necessarily
need to hear Mick to understand what he's saying - his lyrics are usually about
sex and drugs, and if they aren't, I don't want to hear them.
Sure, not all of the songs are classics, and sure, this album sounds unfocused at
times, but not many bands are prolific enough to record a double album, let
alone succeed so brilliantly. Aside from the Beatles' White Album,
this is the best double album of all-time.
The best song on the album is 'Tumbling Dice,' a
struttin', jivin' country-gospel hybrid that contains not one but TWO catchy
choruses that will probably make you wanna get up and dance - or at the very
least sway - to the beat of Charlie's groovy drum track. The lyrics are
kind of dumb, but then again who really cares when the music is this darn good,
or when Keith is laying down such kick-arse riffs. Also memorable is the
hillbilly 'Sweet Virginia,' a great tune that marks the moment when the Stones
stopped imitating country music and began creating some genuine redneck music of
their very own. The energetic Richards composition 'Happy' is another
standout track, while 'Shine A Light' is a hand clappin', foot stompin' gospel
tune with sacrilegious lyrics that features Billy Preston on organ, as well as a
powerful-yet-melodic guitar solo courtesy of Mick Taylor. Also noteworthy
are the classic blues rockers 'All Down The Line,' 'Rip This Joint,' and 'Stop
Breakin' Down,' all of which demonstrate just how good the Stones were at
playing straight ahead, dirty rock 'n roll.
Despite the excellence of these
classics, it is the quality of the lesser-known songs that makes Exile On
Main Street a treat to listen to. Take, for instance, the
country-blues infused 'Lovin' Cup,' a drunken tribute to the joys of gratuitous
sex that features a great piano played by legendary session man Nicky Hopkins.
Equally entertaining are 'Torn And Frayed,' a great country and western tune
with some beautiful steel guitar, and 'Sweet Black Angel,' a Caribbean-flavored
tribute to the imprisoned radical black feminist, Angela Davis (be sure to check
out Mick's highly-accurate southern black intonations). If you like slow,
gospel ballads then look no further than the raunchy 'Let It Loose,' an
emotionally rousing track that builds to an unbelievably joyous ending that features some
really effective background vocals: I don't know who that chick that wails
"let it loose, let it all come down" in the fade-out is, but she has a really sexy, powerful
voice. And don't forget about 'Rocks Off,' a laid-back Jagger sleaze-fest
with classic Keith riffage, or the obligatory-yet-stunning Robert Johnson cover, 'Shake
Your Hips,' which rates right up there with 'Love In Vain' as far as Stones
blues covers go (you gotta concentrate really closely on Keith's chug-a-chug
rhythm guitar part on this one to truly appreciate the track).
The only
major downer on this album is the unfinished gospel jam, 'I Just Wanna See His
Face,' a track so muggy-sounding that one can hardly discern the the rhythm
track, although I must admit that it sounds like the band was having a lot of
fun when it was recorded. Slightly less offensive
is 'Ventilator Blues,' an unremarkable tune that screams "outtake," and 'Turd
On The Run,' a quick-tempo blues track with a title that...well, it really says
it all, doesn't it? But even when one takes into account the
less-than-wonderful moments, Exile On Main Street is a consistently
excellent album that stands up to Sticky Fingers or any other record
that came before it. It deserves more respect, and by golly, it should
earn yours.
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GOATS HEAD SOUP (1973)
RATING: 7
PLAY THESE: ANGIE, 100 YEARS AGO, DOO DOO DOO
(HEARTBREAKER)
SKIP THESE: DANCING WITH MR. D, CAN YOU HEAR THE MUSIC
Like a hangover after a great party, Goats
Head Soup is a dreary, lethargic affair that betrays the weariness brought
on
by nearly a decade of constant rock star partying (it probably didn't help that at least two of the band's members, guitarists Keith Richards
and Mick Taylor, were strung out on smack at the time). Nevertheless, the
band goes for a brand new sound here, as
aggressive blues rock is scrapped in favor of a slower, laid back style that
conjures up images of a passed-out Keith Richards slumping over the
recording consul in a deep, opium-induced slumber. Don't get me wrong -
this is an interesting album that sounds quite unlike any other in the Stones canon,
but if you prefer the classic Sticky Fingers sound, then Goats Head Soup probably
isn't the record for you. However, one must give the Stones credit
for branching out and trying something different - which is more than one can say
about most of their post-Some Girls output. The songwriting has
also slipped just a little bit - only a couple of songs stick out as undeniable
classics - but on the whole nearly every song on the album is quite decent.
The only crappy moment on the record is
'Dancing With Mr. D,' a cheesy horror song about an tombstone encounter with the Devil that so blatantly plays up on the Stones "satanic" image that only
the most blinkered religious conservative wouldn't see it for the
parody that it is ("Human skulls is hangin' right 'round his neck/ The
palms of my hands is clammy and wet."). Another low point is 'Can You Hear The Music,' an unfocused sonic
mess that sounds like an outtake from the Their Satanic Majesties
Request sessions - the chorus is OK, but it takes so long to get there that
its hard not to lose patience and hit the skip button.
On a more positive
note, the groovy '100 Years Ago' is an undiscovered gem that kicks some
serious arse, featuring Billy Preston on a funky clavinet and Mick Taylor
playing a killer wah-wah guitar in the fade-out. Also great are the
hit-single 'Angie,' a not-so-sincere ballad written for David Bowie's
wife that showcases Mick's vocal talents, and the up-tempo 'Doo
Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)," a pretentious-yet-enjoyable white-boy funk number
that's supposed to be a social commentary about the breakdown of American
society, although the lyrics only succeed in glorifying the tragedies they purports to criticize ("A little
girl on a street corner/ Stickin' needles in her arm"). The album's most
notorious song, of course, is the crude groupie-trashing anthem 'Star Star,' which earns the dubious distinction of being the most
vulgar song the Stones ever recorded: I can't believe the band didn't get sued
by Steve McQueen for slander over the lyrics in the last verse. As far as the ballads go, the
emotionally stirring 'Winter' is an excellent track that sounds similar to
'Moonlight Mile,' while Keith's opiate-infused 'Coming Down Again' sounds like
the aural equivalent of a satisfying afternoon nap after a late morning bender,
although I must admit that it is more than listenable. 'Silvertrain'
is a catchy Sticky Fingers-style blues rocker that serves as an
all-too-welcome boot in the arse, its catchy verses and moderate-to-fast tempo
reminding us that the band can still rock. And like the
rest of the album, its pretty good, but not essential.
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IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL (1974)
RATING: 8
PLAY THESE: IT'S ONLY ROCK 'N ROLL (BUT I LIKE
IT), 'TIL THE NEXT TIME (WE SAY GOODBYE), DANCE LITTLE SISTER
SKIP THESE: FINGERPRINT FILE
A return to the band's classic rock 'n blues
sound, It's Only Rock 'n Roll is generally regarded by critics and Stones
fans alike as a disappointing artistic digression, a stale biscuit of an album
that represents the turning point when the boys stopped moving forward
and became embarrassing parodies of themselves. And while this assessment
is partially accurate, there is no reason on earth why something as inane as
"artistic development" should stop one from listening to It's Only Rock 'n
Roll, which happens to be one of the most entertaining records the Rolling
Stones ever recorded. Why, you ask? Well, the album contains precisely the kind of music everybody wants
to hear from the Stones - nothing more, nothing less. And since we complained about the
unfamiliar, experimental sound of Goats Head
Soup, it only stands to reason that we should revel in the fact that the
band decided to return to what it does best - play straight ahead rock 'n roll.
What's wrong with that?
The best song on the album is the title
track, which provides an answer for all of those jerks out there who questioned the band's
ability to convey important "messages" of any kind: "it's only rock 'n roll and I
like it," thank you. Featuring Keith's blistering guitar riff and a killer
guitar solo from Mick
Taylor, 'It's Only Rock 'n Roll" is a certified rock classic that also contains some of the
most violent lyrics Mick Jagger ever wrote ("If I
could stick a knife in my heart/ Suicide right on stage/ Would it be enough for
your teenage lust?/ Would it help to ease the pain?"). Also
entertaining is 'Dance Little Sister,' a hard rocker that contains one of my
favorite Keith Richards moments - just listen to his guitar tone, which sounds
so abrasive that it could strip the lipstick right off of Mick Jagger's lips.
Meanwhile, the bluesy 'Short And Curlies' is an absolutely hilarious misogynist
ditty that also happens to be one of the catchiest
tracks on the album, sounding like it could have been written during the
Exile On Main Street sessions. The album's only cover, the
Temptations's 'Ain't Too Proud To Beg," is a good track with some great
Keith harmonies, although I must admit that I prefer the band's version of
'Drift Away,' a great cover recorded during these sessions that for some reason
didn't make the album (it's available on bootlegs). The album
opener, 'If You Can't Rock Me' is a somewhat generic heavy-rocker made enjoyable
by Mick Taylor's excellent guitar work, while 'Luxury' is a catchy Jamaican
influenced pop song that brings a drunken party-like atmosphere to the
proceedings - a good thing, I dare say.
As far as the ballads go, ''Til The Next Time (We Say Goodbye)' is a classic
Jagger song, and the singer's phrasing is so utterly unique on this one that I just can't
understand why some boneheads out there fail to appreciate his talents.
The epic 'Time Waits For No One' is nearly as good, proving once and for all the
Mick Taylor was the best guitarist the band ever had - its really too bad he quit
the Stones after this album due to his drug addictions. The gospel flavored 'If You
Really Want To Be My Friend' is also excellent, featuring soulful backing vocals
and another stellar performance from Mick Taylor. The only lousy song on
this album is 'Fingerprint File,' a mid-tempo ballad that doesn't really go
anywhere, although I must admit that Mick's ad-libbing at the end is
entertaining in an asinine sort of way. But on the whole, this is a great album that ranks up there
with some of the Rolling Stones' best. Really.
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BLACK AND BLUE (1976)
RATING: 8
PLAY THESE: CRAZY MAMA, MEMORY MOTEL, FOOL TO CRY
SKIP THESE: NONE
Not to be confused with the Backstreet Boy magnus opus by the
same name, Black and Blue is an excellent album that features some of the
finest ensemble playing to be found on any Stones album. Everything here
sounds good: the band is tight, the production is crisp, and former Faces
guitarist Ronnie Wood excels in his debut performance with the Stones, clicking
with fellow guitarist Keith Richards in a way that only two long-time drinking
buddies can. There really aren't a lot of truly great songs here, but then
again nothing even comes close to offending - the album is just really nice to
listen to.
The album opens with the Stones first serious stab at disco,
'Hot Stuff,' an extended jam that showcases the band's talented rhythm section, as
Charlie Watts and Bill Wyman lay down a dangerously funky groove that serves as
a perfect backdrop for Jagger's goofy add-libbing. And although many
Stones fans diss the band for "selling out" to the disco movement, it should
also be remembered the genre was still underground at the time the group
recorded Black And Blue, meaning that Mick and Keith were actually
taking a fairly substantial risk in recording this song. Next is 'Hand Of Fate,'
is a straight ahead blues rocker that features some good old fashioned Keith riffage, while the groovy 'Cherry Oh Baby' is an excellent cover of Eric
Donaldson's reggae smash hit that proves the boys could play any style of music if they put their minds to it.
This is followed
by the introspective 'Memory Motel,' a tear-jerking ballad that features Keith/
Mick duet, a cheesy 70's-style synthesizer, and one of Mick Jagger's all-time
greatest lyrics. "Memory Motel' demonstrates once and for all that Mick
really does have a talent for words, and unlike most other rock lyricists, he
excels at writing really descriptive lyrics that allow the listener to visualize
specific situations that make the songs sound more 'real' (i.e. "She drove a pickup truck painted green and blue/ The tires
were wearin' thin/ She turned a mile or two/ When I asked her where she headin'
for/ "Back up to Boston, I'm singin' in a bar").
The funky "Hey Negrita" is a
semi-racist, semi-sexist collaboration with Ronnie Wood that somehow manages to
avoid being offensive, and although the Glimmer Twins are too stingy to give their
new guitarist a writing credit, the album's liner notes do thank him for "inspiration."
This is followed by 'Melody,' a smooth blues number with a Mick Jagger-Billy
Preston duet that sounds somewhat like 1973's 'Hide Your Love' but tons better,
and 'Fool To Cry,' a cheesy-yet-enjoyable ballad that introduces the listener to
Mick Jagger's distinctive falsetto, which - like it or not - would be making
numerous appearances on Stones albums over the coming years. The album
closes with 'Crazy Mama,' a great blues-rock tune that contains a fantastic
slide guitar riff courtesy of Ron Wood, and yet another dynamite Mick Jagger vocal performance.
A great ending to a great album.
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SOME GIRLS (1978)
RATING: 8
PLAY THESE: MISS YOU, RESPECTABLE, BEAST OF BURDEN
SKIP THESE: LIES, SHATTERED
Overrated.....but still pretty good. Generally regarded
as the Stones' last great album, Some Girls is a deliberately commercial
record that attempts to ride the coattails of the two most powerful musical
movements of the late 1970's - disco and punk. And although I admit that
the Stones were able to pull off the disco tunes, the same is not true of
the more "punkish" songs on the album, the majority of which reveal the
Stones for who they really were - middle aged men vainly attempting to stay musically
relevant. After all, any fool could see that punk wasn't going to last
forever, and that the Stones were popular enough to withstand the abuse hurled
their way by the likes of Johnny Rotten, a sneering, spiky-haired turd who has
since degenerated into a laughable caricature of his former cutting-edge self. Besides, the
Stones were the only true punks: take one listen to 'Satisfaction' and you'll
hear the noisy, screw-you sound that would influence Rotten and the other punks
in the years to come.
The album opens on a high note with the dance-anthem 'Miss
You,' an FM staple that conjures up images of a polyester-clad Mick Jagger
shaking his skinny booty with Russian ballerina Rudolf Nurayev at Studio 54 - a
ridiculous thought, to be sure, but not out of the realm of possibility.
The other highlight here is 'Beast Of Burden,' a groovy ballad that features some
of Keith's most tasteful guitar playing ever and great Jagger lyrics that give
the song a sort of cheesy, porno-soundtrack kind of aura. It's got soul
too - which is always a good thing on a trendy, superficial album like Some
Girls.
Also good is
'Respectable,' an irreverent punk song that takes aim at the US government,
trashing American society with the level of vehemence formerly reserved for the British
aristocracy on earlier albums like Between The Buttons ("Now you're a
pillar of society/ You don't worry 'bout the things that you used to be/ You're
a rag-tag girl/ Your the queen of porn/ You're the easiest lay on the White
House lawn." Monica Lewinsky, anyone?). Meanwhile, 'When The Whip Comes Down'
is a deliberately-punkish take on homosexual S & M culture, while 'Some Girls'
is a ragged, improvised blues jam that features some of Jagger's most
controversial misogynist/racist lines.
The worst song of the bunch is 'Shattered,' a
stupid B-52 knockoff that for some reason still gets a lot of
undeserved radio airplay, giving a lot of young people the false impression that
the Stones always sound like the musical equivalent of a constipated monkey
straining to take a dump. I hate this song more than any other in the
Stones catalogue: just listen to
Mick's
crappy-sounding, tuneless bark - where's the melody, boys?
On the brighter side,
'Far Away Eyes' is a hilarious hillbilly country anthem with a really cool
chorus, while 'Imagination' is the band's enjoyable interpretation of the
Temptation classic that almost out-performs their 1974 version of 'Ain't Too Proud
Too Beg.' Also
decent is Keith's semi-autobiographical 'Before They Make Me Run,' a catchy mid-tempo
rocker that indicates that unlike trendy Mick, good ol' Keith wasn't going to
change his style just because some stupid young punks were accusing him of being
an old-fashioned dinosaur.
In the end, then, Some Girls is a
fashionable, highly commercial album that tries and fails to generate the
excitement of the band's earlier, groundbreaking albums. Seven out of ten,
with two points taken off for 'Shattered' and one point being deducted for being too
darn trendy.
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EMOTIONAL RESCUE (1980)
RATING: 4
PLAY THESE: SHE'S SO COLD, EMOTIONAL RESCUE, DOWN IN THE
HOLE
SKIP THESE: SEND IT TO ME, INDIAN GIRL, ALL ABOUT YOU,
etc.....
A hodgepodge collection of Some Girls outtakes and
hastily-recorded songs, Emotional Rescue is a mediocre, inconsistent
album that sounds lousy even by 1980's standards. Sounding like a
half-finished sequel to the overrated Some Girls, it succeeds only to
neglecting the finer aspects of the predecessor (i.e. good songs) while
over-emphasizing its less-than-desirable qualities (i.e. unconvincing punk/disco
caricatures). Part of the problem
seems to be the group's inability to self-edit, as the self-produced Emotional Rescue literally
cries out for an outside producer capable of informing the Glimmer Twins
that not every idea that pops into their heads is fit for public consumption.
The worst offender is 'Indian
Girl,' a sappy ballad that attempts to describe the plight of war-torn refugees
in Nicaraguan Civil War, but succeeds only in making Jagger sound like an
ignorant, self-absorbed celebrity incapable of understanding anything outside of
himself, let alone Third World socio-political issues (i.e. "Please Mr. Gringo, please find my
father." Say what?). To make matters even worse, the track even has the
nerve to feature some really cheesy Mexican-style horns - a fittingly embellishment to a horrendous song,
certainly, but a definite career low-point for the band.
Almost as
bad is 'Send It To Me,' a mail-order bride snoozefest so uninspiring that Mick
didn't even bother to write any verses, while 'All About You' is an aimless
Keith-sung ballad with absolutely no hooks, no melody, and no rhythm to speak
of. Other stinkers include 'Where The Boys Go,' a dumb punk rock tune with
some of the most atrocious backing vocals I have ever heard in my entire life -
be sure to check
out the hilariously overdone "macho' voices in the chorus and the fart-like
'where the girls all go' all-female section at the end of the song though.
Nevertheless, its not all doom and gloom: 'She's So Cold' is a great song in the
classic Stones vein that really cooks, while 'Down In The Hole' is an inspired blues number with some great harmonica playing courtesy of Mick,
a track which stands out in album full of less-than stellar moments. The disco-infused
title track is also really good, featuring a great Jagger falsetto and a groovy bassline that proves the Stones could still write some pretty catchy songs if
they put their minds to it. It's just too bad that this song is an anomaly
in an album full of sub-par material.
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TATTOO YOU (1982)
RATING: 10
PLAY THESE: START ME UP, THINKING ABOUT YOU, WAITING FOR A
FRIEND
SKIP THESE: HEAVEN
What a turn-around! The last great Stones album,
Tattoo You is an upbeat, hard-rocking affair that atones for the sins of
Emotional Rescue, proving that the band could still out-rock its younger
contemporaries without resorting to gaudy faux-punk/disco gimmickry. Like
Emotional Rescue, Tattoo You raids the band's vaults for
old outtakes and assorted rarities, but unlike shoddy Emotional Rescue,
which recycles mostly second-rate Some Girls material, the new album
serves up a tasty feast of early 1970's leftovers that recalls the sound of the
band's glory years. I mean, some of these tunes are just as good as the
very best material on Exile On Main Street or Goats Head Soup -
proving that Mick and Keith were so prolific during those years that they
literally had more tunes than they knew what to do with. And since this is
an album comprised mainly of early 70's material, it will probably come as no
surprise that ex-Rolling Stone guitarist Mick Taylor plays on a number of the tracks, adding
a much-missed dimension to the band's sound. I hate to say this,
but Ron Wood is not the best guitarist for the
Stones: he plays too much like Keith Richards to really add anything interesting
to the mix, and his musicianship doesn't come close to that of the versatile,
well-studied
Taylor, a true virtuoso.
The album kicks off with 'Start Me Up,' an archetypical Stones
rocker that - believe it or not - was originally conceived as a reggae
tune during the Some Girls sessions. Reminiscent of 'Brown Sugar,' the tune features a good old fashioned
Keith Richards riff, an over-the top Mick Jagger vocal, and some really good,
raunchy lyrics that push the limits of decency without ever crossing the said
line. Next is the 'Hang Fire,' a fast-paced ode to country life
that possesses all of the ingredients that the punkish clunkers on
Emotional Rescue lack - a strong melody, enthusiastic playing, and some
really - and I mean REALLY - catchy falsetto backing vocals. 'Slave' is a groovy reggae jam that really cooks, with guest Sonny
Rollins playing some really tasty, jazzy runs on the saxophone during the fade-out.
This is proceeded by 'Little T & A,' a hilarious Keith Richards rocker that
manages to refer to his girlfriend as "tits and ass with soul" without
being the least bit degrading; I guess that in Keith's own uncouth way he is
paying her the ultimate compliment. The first half of the album
ends with the excellent 'Black Limousine,' a scorching blues number reportedly
written for Jagger's ex-squeeze Marianne Faithful, whose rapid physical decline
brought on by heroin addiction was duly noted by the ever-blunt Mick ("Well now
look at your face now baby/ Look at you and look at me"). Mick also dusts
off his harp for the track, giving an inspired performance that
makes one wonder why he seems so reluctant to play the damn thing - after all,
he's really good at it.
The second side commences with "Neighbors,' a fast-paced Chuck
Berry-type rocker based upon Keith's recent eviction from his apartment,
apparently for playing loud music in the wee hours of the morning. This is followed by one of the group's finest ballads,
'Worried About You,' a soulful song dating back to Black and Blue that
features a great Jagger falsetto vocal, a
dynamite Mick Taylor guitar solo, wonderful harmonies from Keith, and some
unusually contemplative lyrics courtesy of Jagger ("Well I'm worried and I just
can't seem to find my way"). Next is the groovy 'Tops,' a
comical mid-tempo ballad that finds Mick in the role of a sleazy talent agent
who woos a young actress with promises of stardom - in other words, its pretty
darn funny.
Meanwhile, the falsetto-tinged 'Heaven' is a kitschy
70's-style ballad recorded especially for the album that conjures up unpleasant images of Mick Jagger's
testicles being squeezed in a vice; if you've never heard this song before,
consider yourself lucky and move on to the Motown-like 'No Use in
Crying,' a groovy tune that offers a welcome respite from the schlock. Last, but certainly not
least, is the album-closer 'Waiting On A Friend,' a pensive Jagger ode to
friendship that finds Mick in a disarmingly reflective state of mind, singing
the praises of an unidentified friend whom the singer just can't seem to live without (Keith, by any
chance?). Featuring a distinctive falsetto hook, the song
contains yet another great performance by saxophonist Rollins - I mean holy cow, can
that guy play a mean sax, or what? And with that, the last classic Stones album
comes to an end. A pity, isn't it?
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UNDERCOVER (1983)
RATING: 6
PLAY THESE: UNDERCOVER OF THE NIGHT, SHE WAS HOT, IT
MUST BE HELL
SKIP THESE: WANNA HOLD YOU, FEEL ON BABY
Well, this is a definite letdown from the
stellar Tattoo You, which is arguably the last great album that The
Rolling Stones ever released. However, one must remember that Tattoo
You is mostly a collection of outtakes culled from the band's glory years in
the 1970's, and as such its greatness is not an accurate reflection of the
actual state of affairs in the Stones camp in the early 1980's. Far from
being revitalized, the band was actually falling apart at the seams in 1983.
Mick was peeved Keith, who had recently got off the junk and was challenging
Jagger's leadership of the group, while Keith was absolutely livid about Mick's
solo career ambitions, which would soon come to fruition in 1984. So
really, Undercover basically starts up where Emotional Rescue left
off: in the shitter.
That being said, the ultra-violent
Undercover is the last Stones album that has any sort of an "edge," or that
looked towards the future in any sort of credible manner. Most of what
comes after it is highly commercialized "retro" Stones, as the band would
release album after album of safe-but-mediocre material that sounded more like a
cynical, cash-driven nostalgia trip than the dirty, nasty Stones of lore.
Although it is admittedly a very uneven Stones album, Undercover is the
last Stones album that would ever attract any sort of controversy, or leave the
impression these guys were dangerous outlaws, as opposed to drunken middle-aged
buffoons who had outstayed their welcome (which is how they would come to be
viewed in the coming years).
The most notable aspect
of Undercover is the violent imagery of the lyrics. A prime example is the
gruesome 'Too Much Blood,' which goes way too far in its graphic descriptions of
serial murder to be taken seriously. This song is essentially Mick Jagger
at his most annoying, pushing people's buttons in the most pathetically obvious
manner. I mean, when Mick howled about rape and murder in 'Gimme Shelter'
it at least sounded credible (if not a bit scary), but 'Too Much Blood' is so
calculated and fake that it's hard not to cringe when Jagger opens up his big
yap and starts singing about his "Japanese friend" who "cut off his girlfriend's
head," and then put the rest of her body into in his refrigerator and "ate her
piece by piece." Gross!
The rest of the tracks aren't quite as
obvious as this, but a brief glance at most of the titles ('Tie You Up' and
'Pretty Beat Up') will attest that Jagger is pushing his luck here. When
you also take into consideration just how ridiculously violent the music videos
from this album are, it becomes obvious that the Stones were aware they were
slowly becoming caricatures of themselves, and they needed to attract
controversy if they hoped to avoid the dreaded "rock dinosaur" tag and survive
in the 1980's. Unfortunately, the strategy didn't work. The album
and its singles fared much worse than Tattoo You on the charts, and it
was clear that the band could no longer sell records at the same volume as they
once could.
In terms of the album's
sound, much has been made of the "dance" direction of the two singles ('Too Much
Blood' and 'Undercover of the Night'), but in reality Undercover is a
pretty generic Rolling Stones album. Most of the songs are typical Stones-ish
"mid-tempo" rock songs played in Keith trademark open-G tuning, and overall a
sense of deja-vu permeates much of the album. In fact, I would go as far
as to say that the Stones have never plagiarized themselves as much as they do
here. Whether it's the obvious lift of 'Jumpin' Jack Flash' on 'Too
Tough,' or else the 'Soul Survivor'/ 'Honky Tonk Women' hybrid thing on the
otherwise entertaining 'It Must Be Hell,' there is a definite sense that we've
heard it all before. Also, the groovy 'Tie You Up (The Pain of Love)'
steals its main riff from the Latin-flavored coda on 'Can't You Hear Me
Knocking,' and Keith's solo spot 'Wanna Hold You' is bland Stones-by-numbers -
simply put, there just aren't very many new ideas to be found.
Nevertheless, the title track is a classic, with its Latin American political
references and pulsating dance beat (good bass line too), and Keith's menacing
guitar sound is a highlight as well. Sadly, it's probably the only track
that has actually stood the test of time. I suppose 'She Was Hot' is
pretty catchy as well, but it sounds like something the band wouldn't have even
bothered to record back in its glory days, let alone release as a single.
Truth be told, it's just second-rate Stones, as is most of the album. It's
certainly better than all of the other 80's Stones albums bar Tattoo You,
but it's still way too average to listen to very often. Six out of ten.
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DIRTY
WORK (1986)
RATING: 4
PLAY THESE: (ONE HIT) TO THE BODY, HARLEM SHUFFLE
SKIP THESE: HOLD BACK, BACK TO ZERO, DIRTY WORK
Hmm...do you think maybe Keith was just a
little pissed at Mick? Of course, he had reason to me mad, what
with poncy poofter Jagger flitting about the stage in tights as a solo act -
and not with Richard's beloved Rolling Stones. Mick had also used up most
of his stronger songwriting material on his 1984 She's the Boss solo album, so
poor old Keef had basically no help on Dirty Work - with the exception of
Ronnie Wood, who was too busy freebasing coke to actually be of any real
assistance. Even reliable old Charlie was slipping into heroin/alcohol
addictions of his own, so this is basically just a Keith solo album - and a
pretty weak one at that.
Not only that,
but Mick seems to be doing everything he can to sabotage the recordings, whether
it's his annoying tendency to bark instead of sing, or else running through the
motions most of the time like the money-hungry whore that he is. The other reason why it's so easy to tell that Keith was
hating Mick is the lyrical content of many of the songs. 'One Hit To The
Body' is a barbed message to Jagger (who, ironically, sings lead), while 'Fight'
and 'Had It With You' leave little doubt that Keith was challenging Mick for
control of the group. Unfortunately, Mick was prepared to walk away
from the fight. He thought the Stones were too old and too "unhip" for his
tastes. and simply told Keith that he was going to have his own solo career, and
you can bugger off it you don't like it. Of course, we all
know by now that Mick's solo career didn't really get off the ground, and he
eventually came crawling back to Keith on his hands and knees in 1989, when the
band re-formed. Dirty Work is the last real Stones album, in the
sense that it was the final product before the band officially split up (even if
the schism was short-lived).
The other notable thing
about Dirty Work is the fact that it coincided with the heart
attack-induced death of the band's longtime pianist Ian
Stewart, who was just about the only person on earth who could still talk sense
into his egomaniacal friends. The boys play tribute to "Stu" on a short track at
the very end of the album, which basically consists of Stewart playing
barrelhouse blues for about thirty seconds. It was a nice gesture to the
oft-forgotten
"sixth" member of the group, and about the only moment where he can sense Mick
and Keith were seeing eye-to-eye during the sessions.
And don't underestimate the connection between Ian's death and the breakup of
the band. He was almost like the glue that held the whole enterprise
together, so his loss was a great one. The Stones organization had by now
separated into two factitious, highly-antagonistic "Mick" and "Keith" camps, and
Stu was the only person who could bridge these two polarized positions.
Later, a relatively cleaned-up Ronnie Wood would find a way to bring Mick and
Keith back together, and play a similar role to that of Stewart, but back in
1986 there was no one who do anything to help the situation.
In terms of the music,
much has been written about the album's "cheesy 80's" sound, but to my ears the
production isn't the main problem. Sure, there is a slight 80's-style
crappiness to the drum sound, and the guitar tones have hint of "80's hard rock"
crappiness (probably because the burnt out alcoholic otherwise known as Jimmy Page played
on a couple of track), but you must remember that it was notorious rock purist
Keith Richards who was running the sessions, and Keef would never stand for a
total "modernization" of the band's sound. No, the main problem with the
album is twofold: Mick Jagger (who's arrogant "don't give a damn" attitude was
mentioned earlier), and the weak songwriting. For the first time since the
Stones first entered the music scene as a covers band in the early 60's, the
best song on the album is a cover ('Harlem Shuffle'), and apart from the
menacing, Mick vs. Keith musical battle 'One Hit (To The Body)' there is really
very little to choose from.
The sad thing is, with a little bit of
attention to the smaller musical details, the band could have possibly saved
this album. I've only listened to this album five or six times, but I can
still remember just about every song , which means that there are some hooks
happening from time to time. The problem is in the execution. Mick
generally sounds like a moron most of the time, and there is no subtlety in the
group's approach: they just hammer out cliched blues-rock riff after cliched
blues-rock riff, and all of the subtle sonic goodies that made many of the
band's earlier records so enjoyable are either gone or in tragically short
supply. It's almost as if Keith set out to prove that he wasn't old and
washed-up, that he was still a rocker at heart, so he wrote a bunch of lousy
rockers that all sound the same in an attempt to appear "badass." In any
case, it doesn't work, and what we have here is quite possibly the worst album
the band ever delivered, which is quite an achievement considering just how bad
Emotional Rescue had been five years prior. Blech.
As mentioned earlier,
the best song is the hit single 'Harlem Shuffle,' which, if you can manage to
forget the stupid cartoon promo video, is actually prime Rolling Stones
material. Mick sounds great for once, and the track really grooves along
nicely - nice horn arrangement too. 'One Hit (To The Body)' is also
excellent, a surprisingly "heavy" song that the band pulls off quite well, and
was another hit for the boys. If you want to see just how much Mick and
Keith were hating each other, just watch the song's video: Keith looks like he
wants to strangle Mick at times, and poor old Charlie looks like he needs a
re-fill on his tapioca. The Some Girls-style rocker 'Had It With
You' is OK (but nothing special), and Keith's solo-sung ballad 'Sleep Tonight'
is a nice change of pace from the faux-hard rock of the rest of the album.
Keith's reggae obsession manifests itself in 'Too Rude' which actually sounds
quite a lot like The Clash's Sandinista material, even right down to
Keith's gruff, Strummer-like vocals and guitar riffs. It's not great, but
if I'm feeling generous I might give it an average rating, which is more than I
can say for most of the other tracks.
The most annoying song
is probably the fart-like title track, which is Jagger at his absolute worst.
I'll spare you an analysis of the song, as it is just to depressing for me to
talk about. Close behind is the most "1980's" sounding track, 'Winning
Ugly,' which is actually kind of catchy, but the Miami Vice-style synths
and female backing vocals are a bit too much. Jagger also employs his
stupid "barking" voice, which is not a good thing. A bit too J. Geils band
for my liking, if you catch my drift...Perhaps the song could've been salvaged
if approached in a different manner, but this version is atrocious. Ditto
for the faux-funk of 'Back To Zero,' which is an embarrassment on so many
levels, whether its the 80's guitar tones, cheesy keyboards, drum machine
sounds, or Mick's appalling monkey impersonations. If I've scared you off
this recording, then my job has been done.
The other thing I just noticed
is that the Deep Purple rip-off 'Hold Back' would later be recycled as 'It Won't
Take Long' on 2005's A Bigger Bang, which is surprising considering just
how decent the re-make is. Unfortunately, the original Dirty Work
track is indecently crappy, and easily one of the worst things the Stones ever
put to tape. Again, the fact that the band was able to recycle the
original idea of the song into something good 20 years later is a good
indication that with a little bit of "dirty work" (heheh...), some of these
songs might have been saved. Unfortunately, this is a pretty frustrating
album to listen to, and when one considers the fact that it only contains two
great tracks ('Harlem Shuffle' and 'One Hit To The Body'), and only three or so
decent ones ('Too Rude,' 'Had It With You,' and 'Sleep Tonight'), it's hard to
give this album a rating any higher than five. However, I'm going to
deduct a point because of the 80's production on some of the songs, so this
album is actually only a four out of ten in my books. Not as bad as you
may have heard, but nothing to brag about either.
I'm just surprised I had so much to say about such a crappy
album! Oh well, I guess I'm just a bit ticked off about it, that's
all.....
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STEEL
WHEELS (1989)
RATING: 6
PLAY THESE: MIXED EMOTIONS, ALMOST HEAR YOU SIGH,
SLIPPING AWAY
SKIP THESE: HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT, HEARTS
FOR SALE
The album that probably saved the Stones from oblivion,
Steel Wheels isn't anything remotely close to being one of the band's better albums, despite its
massive popularity at the time.
Then again, it probably deserves better than most contemporary reviewers are
willing to give it these days, as many critics tend to view the album as a safe,
generic Stones record that was created solely to sells as many units as
possible. Certainly, there is some truth to the latter, more cynical view,
but when all is said and done Steel Wheels achieves what is perhaps the
most difficult feat in the music business: the comeback. You see, the
Stones were all but dead just a year earlier, and the general consensus was that
they would never make another album together, much less a decent one. When
you consider just how poor Mick and Keith's relationship was in the mid-80's,
and just how bad Dirty Work had been, then you can't help but respect
Steel Wheels as the remarkable turnaround that it is. Yes, the band
sticks to the basic Stones formula most of the time, and the production is a bit
too glossy in spots, but in the end the songs are mostly good, and the
performances are genuine and energetic.
The album's best known song, of course, is
the hit single 'Mixed Emotions,' a Mick 'n Keith "make up" song of sorts that
also doubles as a reconciliatory romantic tune (sample lyric: "let's bury the
hatchet"). It's a pretty catchy little number, with a snappy chorus and
some good old-fashioned Keith Richards-style open G tuning riffing in the
verses. The song also marks the first appearance of backing vocalists Lisa
Fisher and Bernard Fowler, who would play a prominent role in subsequent Rolling
Stones albums/tours (they previously played in Jagger's band on his solo tour).
Other standout tracks include 'Almost Hear You Sigh,' a nice ballad with
unusually heartfelt Jagger vocals, as well as Keith's 'Slipping Away,' which is
probably the best of Keith's solo-sung ballads. In fact, I'd go as far as
to assert that this song is the best on the album. Keith's ragged,
cigarette-abused voice suits the laid back, slightly jazzy track to a tee, and
the chorus boasts a really good hook. It may not have been a
radio-friendly track, but in truth it's probably better than any of the singles culled
from the album.
At any rate, 'Slippin' Away' rubs its arse crack all over the minor hit
single 'Rock and A Hard Place,' which hasn't aged particularly well.
The pseudo-funk sound and cheesy horns absolutely scream "late 1980's," and
Jagger's insincere politically-charged lyrics are not among his best by any
stretch of the imagination. Other disappointments include 'Terrifying,'
which is a pretty catchy tune but gets mired in a pointless Black and Blue-style
jam at the end - it just sounds way too slick and calculated to be convincing.
I'm also not a big fan of the "barking" vocal style Jagger was employing at
around this time, so tracks like 'Hold On To Your Hat'' and 'Break The Spell'
are pretty much write-offs as far as I'm concerned, although the latter track
does boast a rather tasty Jagger harp solo.
The only other major track of
note is 'Continental Drift,' which represents the only moment of experimentation
on the album. The track features the same Morrocan panpipe players that
once collaborated with Brian Jones in the late 60's, so the song is a sort of
throwback to the psychedelic era. While I admire the ambitious nature of
the track, it kind of falls flat overall: the song itself isn't particularly
strong, and I'm not exactly sure that the pipes even fit the mood of the song.
As for
the rest of the album, nothing really stands out. 'Sad Sad Sad' and
Keith's 'Can't be Seen' are decent-but-generic Stones rockers, but they are
missing that special something that used to make the Stones so great.
Maybe the tracks are too overproduced, or maybe the band is just too old - I
don't know, but I'm not that impressed. In the end, then, Steel Wheels
is a decent Stones album that represents a step in the right direction for the
ageing rock pioneers, albeit one that won't do much to counteract the widespread
belief that the band's best days were far behind them.
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VOODOO LOUNGE (1994)
RATING: 7
PLAY THESE: LOVE IS STRONG, YOU GOT ME ROCKIN', THE WORST
SKIP THESE: THRU AND THRU, BRAND NEW CAR, MEAN DISPOSITION
Emerging from the Stones' decade-long jaunt in the musical
wilderness, Voodoo Lounge is a decent album that finds band returning to
its musical roots - i.e. basic, raunchy blues rock. But before you start cracking open
the champagne in eager anticipation of a full-fledged Stones revival, there are
a few problems that need to be addressed....
First of all,
Voodoo Lounge is way, way, way too long. I mean, the album would have
been a near-classic if the Glimmer Twins had cut at least four - maybe even five
- of the weaker tracks off the record. The other major problem is the recent
departure of "retired" bassist Bill Wyman, an otherwise detestable, filthy old
man who will nonetheless be missed due to the fact he comprised one-half of the band's
rhythm section. As a result, the album's bass tracks were played by a
number of professional session musicians who - for all of their talent - just
can't replicate the wobbly, out-of-time shuffle that made the Stones unique.
Too bad.
The best cut on the album is 'Love Is Strong,' a grinding,
hard-hitting rocker that represents the group's finest moment since 1982's
'Start Me Up.' For the first time in years, Jagger adds some tasty harp lines
to a Stones track, while Keith Richards lays down an aggressive riff in the
middle eight that sounds so powerful that it could shatter steel. The walloping 'You Got Me Rockin'' is almost as
good, with a great Jagger vocal and witty lyrics that really carry the song to
new comedic heights; I particularly enjoy the way Jagger sings the 'I was a surgeon, still I start to shaaaaaaake' line.
Hilarious - but still good. Really good. The other major highlight here
is 'The Worst,' a charming country ballad with a steel guitar and fiddle that
also features a great vocal performance from Keith, whose raspy Jack
Daniels-damaged voice weaves in and out of tune, sounding world-weary and ragged, yet
at the same time strangely warm and soothing.
Almost as good is
'Sparks Will Fly,' an energetic Some Girls-style rocker that showcases
Charlie's talents, while the jaunty 'New Faces' is a nice harpsichord-infused
ditty about some arrogant young bloke who steals away Mick Jagger's woman.
Meanwhile, 'Moon Is Up' is a nice song marred by the inclusion of an accordion,
a dreadful, annoying instrument that should never be played outside German polka
parties and Sunday School picnics. Another half-decent song is the raunchy 'Suck On The
Jugular,' a funky dance tune in the vein of 'Hot Stuff' that injects
some life into the album's otherwise dreadful second half, although it stretches
on little bit too long for my tastes.
Slowing the pace somewhat are the
album's two Jagger ballads, 'Blinded By
Rainbows' and 'Out Of Tears,' both of which fly by pleasantly enough but lack a
certain something that I can't put my finger on - maybe its the banal melodies,
or maybe its the uninspiring lyrics, but they don't stand out as memorable.
They're just O.K.. Meanwhile, 'I Go Wild,' 'Mean Disposition,' 'Brand New Car,' and 'Baby Break It
Down' are all non-descript generic rockers, all of which do little to disprove
the perception that the Stones' lack the ability to gauge the quality of their
own material. The very worst song, however, is Keith's horrendous ballad
'Thru And Thru,' a dreary, aimless dirge of a song that sounds like 'Coming Down
Again' on elephant tranquilizers. Possessing no structure whatsoever,
'Thru And Thru' drags on for what seems like an eternity, while an inebriated
Keith wails on and on about how screwed up the big, bad world is - no melody, no rhythm, no brains.
When I hear tripe like this, I can't help but empathize with
those critics who claim that the Stones should call it a day.
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STRIPPED (1995)
RATING: 8
PLAY THESE: LIKE A ROLLING STONE, LITTLE BABY, THE SPIDER
AND THE FLY
SKIP THESE: NONE
Recorded during the group's sound checks at various stops on the
marathon
Voodoo Lounge tour, Stripped is a low-key, acoustic affair that may very well be the best live album the group ever recorded.
The most pleasant surprise of all is the track listing, which includes a number of
semi-obscure tracks never before included on live Stones albums, the majority
of which date back to the band's glory days in the early 1970's. And although
precious few of these tracks eclipse the original studio recordings, Stripped
is a thoroughly enjoyable concert souvenir that finds the band in great form,
sounding positively revitalized by the success of their latest tour.
Hell, even Mick puts in a fine performance, discarding his standard monotone
concert "bark" in favor of the more melodic, soulful voice that
actually sounds good. The real star of the
show, however, is Charlie Watts, who's sly, groovy chops demonstrate why he is
regarded as one of the best in the business. The musical conscience of the
band.
The album's centerpiece is the band's excellent cover of
Dylan's 'Like A Rolling Stone,' an energetic slab of joyous pop that surpasses
the original version in every conceivable way. Mick is in fine form here, adding an
impressive harp solo that gives this version a little something extra that Bob's
original recording lacked, while Keith and Ronnie fill in the gaps with a steady
supply of tasty riffs that prove that the boys still have the Midas touch after
all these years. Willie Dixon's 'Little Baby' is another
major highlight, with the band's rhythm section laying down a serious groove that proves that if anything, the
Stones are getting even better at playing the blues as they got older.
As
far as the original Stones material goes, most of the songs are inferior to the
studio versions, with the lone exception of 'The Spider And The Fly,' a
long-lost 1966 B-side that may very well be the best blues song the band ever
wrote, even if it took the band thirty years to play it right. Charlie's brush-stick drumming
is simply superb on this track, and even Mick is inspired enough to update the
lyrics from "she looked about thirty" to "she looked about fifty,' although I
seriously doubt that Jagger would ever be caught dead with a woman
older than twenty-five. The band's rendition of 'Slipping Away' also comes
close to eclipsing the original, as Keith's soulful vocals make it a treat to listen to,
while Keith's false start on 'Love In Vain,' is also quite endearing - a few too
many bevvies, perhaps?
The rest of the songs are really good too: 'Not Fade Away,' 'Shine
A Light,' "Dead Flowers,' 'Sweet Virginia,' 'Angie,' 'Street Fighting Man,'
'Wild Horses,' and 'I'm Free' round out the list of tracks, making the album a
consistently enjoyable listen. All in all, this is a really great album,
and you're missing out on a good thing if you haven't already purchased
it.
In fact, this is probably the band's best 1990's release. No, really.
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BRIDGES TO BABYLON (1997)
RATING: 8
PLAY THESE: SAINT OF ME, ANYBODY SEEN MY BABY?, ALREADY
OVER ME
SKIP THESE: THIEF IN THE NIGHT,
HOW CAN I STOP?
The Rolling Stones go "alternative"...hmm...maybe not the best
idea in the world, but by golly its works. A blatant-yet-successful attempt to
remain relevant in the post-grunge era, Bridges To Babylon combines
classic Richards riffs with modern production values to create a dark, cynical album
quite unlike any other in the Stones catalogue. To achieve this,
alternative producers Rob Fraboni and The Dust Brothers were recruited to remix
several of the tracks, using new, fandangled recording techniques such as drum
loops and samples to give the album an almost "cutting edge" sound. The
only major problem here is Keith's songwriting: the poor old maestro appears to
have lost his muse, as most of the album's weaker tracks are his. Although
I admit that Keith's reggae-flavored 'You Don't Have To Mean It' is harmless
fun, the same is not true of the other Richards-sung tracks, 'Thief In The
Night' and 'How Can I Stop,' both of which are long, dreary ballads sadly
reminiscent of the pointless ramblings of a senile old man - which, in a sense,
they are. I mean, even the melodies - and I use the term loosely - are
pointless, atonal vocal meanderings that move from key to key without advance
notice, while Keith's phrasing is so awkward that it sounds like he's at least
two beats behind the rest of the band. Avoid at all costs....
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